Tuesday, November 18, 2025

Collateral Damage: UV Zappers by Sterling Warner

 

Image / MEUM MARE

Collateral Damage: UV Zappers


My Dunga indoor bug zapper

sat like a blue moorish tower

it onion-shaped dome adorned 

with a pointed spire where led

spines flashed FLUO lights

tip to base in irregular intervals.


Glowing UV ray-like catnip to kittens

lure irksome creepy-crawlers and 

ravenous, aggravating, winged bugs

 

The insect monolith served as

landing pad, offered recreational

opportunities for flies, mosquitoes, gnats 

moths that traversed its horseshoe archways 

followed inviting, enticing flickers inside

put to rest forever in a zip-zap crematorium.


From terse spitter-spatters

longer lightening zaps sizzle, 

hiss, pop, and burst brightly

 

October sent Union, Washington, ice and snow 

blanketed October walkways, gardens,  and homes

sending ladybugs indoors seeking warmth for

hibernation; speckled ladybirds snuggled half-way

under ceiling molding in a line a foot long, dreaming

about spider mites, aphids, and nectar consumption.


Used to underleaf cohabitation

the crimson creatures grasp onto

stucco and wood for protection.


Some navigated below, hypnotized by Dunga’s 

bright essence, forcing their way into the tower’s

ribcage of illuminance, only to feel electricity

briefly zapping feet, clinging to outer shells, 

buzzing convulsively for three to five minutes 

forcing me daily to empty trays of fried ectoplasms. 


I marvel at glowing efficiency

bow my head, grieve at waste lady beetles never annoyed me. 


© Sterling Warner


Sterling Warner

Washington-based author, poet, and educator Sterling Warner is published in such magazines, journals, and anthologies as Verse-Virtual, Ekphrastic Review. Warner’s poetry/fiction includes Rags and Feathers, Without Wheels, ShadowCat, EdgesMemento Mori, Serpent’s Tooth, Flytraps: Poems, Cracks of Light: Pandemic Poetry & FictionHalcyon Days: Collected Fibonacci, Abraxas: Poems, Gunilla’s Garden: Poems (2025)and Masques: Flash Fiction & Short Stories.  He currently writes, hosts “virtual” poetry/fiction readings, and enjoys fishing along the Hood Canal.





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